I really have nothing to add here. The storyline is complete.
Except I don’t see why Barbie’s expectations are unrealistic, given her great age and many capabilities — doctor Barbie, babysitter Barbie, pilot Barbie, yoga teacher Barbie, princess Barbie. And why not, though the mind boggles somewhat, a Girl Bilbo Barbie? She’s almost a sort of Inanna, isn’t she. I wouldn’t see why she couldn’t take over Planet Earth if she felt like it.
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Right, Erica, I mean really, why are those expectations unrealistic? Abstruse Goose should be ashamed.
The reason it’s unrealistic is that Evil Lair Barbie used her death ray on Europe. Earth’s military forces weakened? Because of a gut punch to France and Germany? C’mon…