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REAL Mathematicians Unhindered by Laws of Physics

By Ann Finkbeiner | November 15, 2010 | 11 Comments

I think this is funny because it explains a problem I’ve had with math all along, which is that  math just makes stuff up:  makes up number, and space between numbers, and relations between numbers, and I’m not even mentioning zero.  Also I know that the horizon problem went something like, the universe shouldn’t have been born as uniform as it was because it was farther across than light — which created the uniformity — could have traveled by then.  Something like that.  So  AG’s mathematicians solve the problem by making light travel faster than light.  For some reason, physicists resent that.  Now that I reflect on it, I suspect that AG and I are the only ones who think this is funny.

Credit: http://abstrusegoose.com/316

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11 Responses to “REAL Mathematicians Unhindered by Laws of Physics”

  1. rosie
    November 15th, 2010 @ 7:44 am

    I do find this funny but I have no idea why…except I relate to the hand in the air.

  2. Ann Finkbeiner
    November 15th, 2010 @ 8:23 am

    I think what i find funny is that physicists are so worried whether their theories will turn out to be real, and mathematicians just say “Reality? Pssh.”

  3. Gail
    November 15th, 2010 @ 9:05 am

    I have always suspected that economists just make things up, but perhaps that’s because, like astronomy and higher math, I have trouble understanding economics.

  4. Ann Finkbeiner
    November 15th, 2010 @ 9:52 am

    I don’t understand economics either, but with math I just hit a blank, infinite wall.

  5. Nick
    November 15th, 2010 @ 11:39 am

    Another funny thing is that physicists have to use the funny made up things (i.e. numbers) to prove “real” things that happen.

  6. Ann Finkbeiner
    November 15th, 2010 @ 11:48 am

    I suspect infiltration from the mathematicians’ camp here, Nick. Though I admit, a sound and convincing argument.

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  9. J
    November 24th, 2010 @ 2:26 am

    Charitable interpretation of the mathematician’s point: Here’s an explanation of the horizon problem we think might be more plausible. They are being kind of trollish though, probably because they probably can’t defend the “more plausible” part.

    I am new here but your AG digests are pretty cool! Keep ‘em coming.

  10. Ann Finkbeiner
    November 25th, 2010 @ 8:59 am

    I think of the mathematicians’ point as less of an explanation than a quick fix. I’m glad you like AG.

  11. lehusahur
    July 18th, 2011 @ 12:57 pm

    Scientists need math for things that the Chinese have known for thousands of years. Math is rubbish, then again, so is physics.

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