The Last Word

September 24-28, 2018

This week, Sally lets us in on some tech news: 2018 is the Cambrian Explosion of Steganography. Messages can be hidden in a variety of media, and it’s very hard for law enforcement to find. “Jpgs, gifs, pngs, mp3s –all of these have loads of storage space just begging for stowaways. They just weren’t designed to resist embedding.”

You may think you’ve seen most of the fruit there is, but global trade only carries transportable, storable food, says Helen. In her neck of the woods, the pawpaw has been right in front of her nose all along. The first one I ate mostly tasted sweet and delicious. The second and third I’m calling pineapple custard. The others are still ripening on my counter.”

For the real scope of a hurricane in our Anthropocene era, mapping satellites offer the best perspective, says Rebecca. “The magnitude of a monster like Florence comes into full relief through facts that can only be delivered by something not on Earth.”

The idea of a ghost town says a lot about our wish to move freely in the world, unencumbered by the existence of others, says Sarah. “However ravenous time’s appetites, if Cisco has taught me anything, it’s that no place is “empty,” nor has any ever been.”

And finally, Craig introduces us to a born storyteller who put his own lived trauma to good use in binding a traveling group together. In this way, storytelling tightens the weave of social fabric, bringing in lessons as if by proxy.”

 

Image: Astronaut Alexander Gerst, from the International Space Station

Redux: A storyteller, a shooter

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This piece originally ran a year ago, Sept 22, 2018. Right now I’m in the bowels of the Grand Canyon, sending up a flare of a redux. I often think back to this story, especially when violence swells in the world. This is one small antidote.

I was with a group kayaking and camping on the coast of south-central Alaska — seven adults, five kids from four years old to twelve. One of the adults was a muscular late-20s man named Everett, a friend who came along to get out of the city for an adventure. A street cop from Aurora, Colorado, Everett quickly became the favorite of the children. They hung on his arms, begging for a lift or a twirl.

Everett wouldn’t tell them he was a cop. He kept his work a secret.

Called uncle by the kids, he was soon the group story-teller. For hours they gathered all over him as he spun story after story to their breathless anticipation. He became our babysitter. The rest of the adults were free to hike or start food cooking in our mobile kitchen, while Everett picked a rock outcrop near the water’s edge and kids crawled onto him as if he were a bean bag.

Everett happened to be working the intersection in front of the Century 16 Theater in Aurora the night of July 20, 2012. He was the first law enforcement on the scene of a shooting that left 12 dead and 70 injured. He had run into the thick of it, blood and smoke, the movie playing at full volume, the killer still present.

He didn’t tell the kids this either. Continue reading

No empty earth

I don’t know when I first saw Cisco, Utah. My early memory of it is imprecise, gathered from a series of impressions over years into one blurry composite. A crumbling edifice of corner store, covered in a mural of eagle and mountains that is in turn covered in black scrawls of graffiti. Dead cars. Piles of brick, concrete and twisted metal. Great expanses of balding, cracked earth scattered with gunshot glass and rusted cans. Little shacks of gapped, silvered wood, standing like ribcages picked clean of meat by some scavenger. The wind, maybe. Or time. There is no hungrier thing lurking in the desert that surrounds that place. Continue reading

Landsat Is The Perspective We Need Right Now

This is an image of a deluge, an absolute inundation, a drainage basin filled to the brim, a coast whose cup runneth over, total saturation, a scene that would make Noah cringe. This is, as my friend pointed out, a f*@kload of water.

This image shows how the land changed after Hurricane Florence was done, after the slow-moving storm finally spun out into meek wisps of white and the blue sky returned. It was made by a thinking box flying 440 miles above us. The box is called Landsat 8, and its job is to show us the terrestrial planet we live on, so we can understand it a little better. Its perspective is one that I think we could all kinda use right now. I don’t see any red or blue here, or BS on Twitter, ok? It’s just a picture of a chunk of this tragically beautiful planet that we have to share.

Here is what this imagery shows. According to an early estimate from the National Weather Service, nearly 8 trillion gallons of rain fell on North Carolina Sept. 13-17. That was a T. That’s an 8 with 12 zeroes after it.

We witnessed that unspeakable volume of water as catastrophic flooding — boats under oar floating through neighborhoods, whole interstates drowned, porches and pigpens submerged, homes and mementos washed away. Satellites witnessed it as a literal reshaping of the Earth’s crustContinue reading

The Pawpaw – A Local Fruit

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When’s the last time you tried a new fruit? The last time I did, I think I was probably in a tropical country, or eating something grown in a tropical country. But on Sunday I tried a new fruit from right here in the temperate latitudes.

The pawpaw is the largest native fruit in North America. They’re native to the woodlands of my part of the world – the mid-Atlantic region of the U.S. – and I originally learned about them from acquaintances who, like me, grew up around here but, unlike me, paid attention to trees. You can find them growing wild around here but I have no idea what a pawpaw tree looks like. I didn’t get my fruit from a tree. I got it from a special pawpaw table (a “Paw Paw Pop Up”) at the local farmer’s market.

The fruit looks like a mango, but it’s only about as long as a finger. The nice women at the Paw Paw Pop Up instructed me to cut it in half, then scoop out the flesh, while avoiding the seeds. Avoiding the seeds wouldn’t be hard, she assured me. Continue reading

Redux: Hidden in this picture

This is a picture of an old timey cash register, and thanks to the weirdness of tech and the weirdness of money, there could be actual money in it. Literal money that you can take out of the picture and spend.

Thanks to an app launched last month, you can now furtively smuggle money inside the image of your choice like you’re a WWII spy sending microdots full of secret documents on a “Wish You Were Here” postcard. “Bitcoin cash users can send transactions in a steganographic manner with the wallet hiding funds in plain sight,” reports Bitcoin.com. It’s more evidence for the resurgence of steganography – the ancient and fine art of smuggling secret messages on apparently innocent carriers – made newly relevant by the demands of the digital age.

If you’re curious about steganography and why it’s in a renaissance, you might enjoy my story from earlier this year. Continue reading

This Is America

For years I’ve been reading about mass shootings. School shootings. Campus shootings. Shootings in bars. Shootings at concerts. Las Vegas. Orlando. Virginia Tech. Sandy Hook. Parkland. The stories keep coming, and each new one elicits horror. We can’t help but be dumbstruck by the senseless carnage. But there’s also some small measure of relief. Not me. Not my town. Not my school. Not this time. You can’t sit and bask in that relief, however, because there will always be more shootings. “There but for the grace of God go I,” I always think. I’m not religious, so it doesn’t make much sense to bring God into it. But sometimes humans don’t make much sense.

On Wednesday a man in Middleton, Wisconsin, took a semi-automatic pistol to work and shot four people before police arrived and killed him. As far as mass shootings go, it was no big deal. Four wounded, none dead. But it hit close to home because it happened in my community, ten miles away from my house. Continue reading

Redux: Ass Holes in the Desert

I wrote this earlier in the year, when there was a proliferation of assholes along the border. Since then, I had a chance to peruse the area. Yup, they’re all still there. 

Non-native species get a lousy rap. Now don’t get me wrong, often they deserve it. Between the nutrias, peacock bass, eucalyptus trees, and lionfish of the world, environmentalists have a right to be a little xenophobic sometimes. But there are a few exceptions. Honeybees, for instance, are quite handy. Plus Emma’s wattle-necked softshell turtles, if for no other reason than their amazing name.

And then there are the ass holes of the Sonoran desert.

The border between the United States and Mexico has countless ass holes these days – far more than we had 50 or even 20 years ago. In fact, you could say that ass holes are on the rise. And while some people may be concerned by the number of ass holes along the border, I have begun to see it as a new reality. It’s something that we simply have to get used to.  Continue reading