Outdoors After Dark

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This post originally ran on November 11, 2014.

It’s 6 am on an early November morning, and I am tiptoeing up a juniper hillside with a rifle slung over my shoulder. I’m following Adam, my friend and guide, when suddenly he stops. “Listen.”

It’s still completely dark, except for the sea of stars above us, which I gaze up at as I stop and listen to the elk, my mind focused on pinpointing its whereabouts. He’s just west of us, and now we’re sneaking through the darkness toward his call.

If you’re a regular LWON reader, you already know how this story ends, and you also know how my three outings earlier this month fanned my passion for elk hunting. As I tried to explain my new obsession to a friend, I realized that one of the most enjoyable parts of elk hunting was the time I spent outdoors in the dark.

Something magic happens in the woods when the sun goes down. Without sight as a guide, the other senses become more vivid, in the way that I imagine a blind person must become more attuned to sound or touch. The sounds of a forest contain so much information, but these signals can become drowned out among the textures of sight. Tracking elk without vision for reference, I became hyper-aware of the auditory cues all around me. As I focused on locating elk calls, I also noticed an owl hooting in a nearby tree and the sound of a racoon, scurrying through the brush.

I’d never really thought about it before, but some of my fondest memories in the outdoors have happened in the dark. Continue reading

This is your brain on the word “actually”

If you’re familiar with the internet, you know there’s a problem with the word “actually”. After initially gaining recognition in 2012 as “the worst word on the planet”, it quickly rose to an unpopularity stratospheric enough to justify think pieces in The New Republic and The Atlantic. Its ill repute transcends the English language: last year, in an annual contest in the Netherlands, it placed in the Top 10 most irritating words.

Researchers at the Max Planck Center for Psycholinguistics in Nijmegen were intrigued, so they subjected the word “actually” to Max Planckian levels of scientific scrutiny it can’t possibly deserve. However, the results of their recently published study provide surprising new insights into why the word drives us so crazy. You might even say the research goes some way to rehabilitating actually’s busted reputation. Continue reading

Project Purgatory, Or, My Life As a Retriever

I’m generally skeptical of the vast majority of things labeled as “self care” these days. Plenty of people have written about this, about how “self care” has become overrun with basic consumerism and aesthetically engineered Instagram posts rather than, you know, actually stuff that helps you care for yourself. So recently, when the The New York Times published a clever little piece asking journalists in their newsroom how they thought about self care, I prepared to roll my eyes. And a lot of the advice in here is certainly eye-roll worthy. But one piece stuck out to me.

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Fellowship: Dispatches from a real-time evolution lab

 

Evolution, we are often reminded, conducts itself at a glacial pace. It throws its dice and picks its favorites over thousands of generations—plenty of time, we wearily explain, for a functional eye to develop. By the same slow token, this process, life’s old standby for adapting to new environments, will not be fast enough for most to transform themselves and avoid getting trampled by the oncoming stampede of anthropogenic climate change.

Only that’s not strictly true. Most on this earth are not, in fact, slow evolvers. Given enough food, a generation for many might mean only half an hour or so. Bacteria and other contagious pathogens most certainly will adapt in response not only to climate change but to the species loss that precedes and accompanies it.

There’s a principle known as dilution theory that links species loss with increased infection. It’s very likely that in pushing our fellow beings off the extinction cliff we put targets on our own backs in ways we don’t fully understand.  Continue reading

Redux: Ask Your Doctor, Much Good It Will Do You

Half the people I know are sniffling, hacking, sneezing; and the other half are getting over it. Is it colds? the flu? sinusitis? For the last two weeks, I’ve had something wicked that’s had unfortunate and not entirely related sequelae (I use that word, “sequelae” every chance I get), and when I told the nurse I thought it was flu, she said if it was, I’d be the first one in the state and since I’m not first in anything, bad or good, it must not have been the flu. No matter. I think I’m clawing my way back to normal. This first ran January 21, 2015.

Q:  Oh, you’re a doctor!  Oh good!  I need a doctor.  I had the flu shot but I’ve got the flu anyway.  I feel like roadkill looks.

A:  You do know, don’t you, that since this year’s flu shot is only 23% effective, you had an 89% chance of getting the flu.

Q:  Is that math quite right?  Never mind, regardless of math, I’ve definitely got the flu and I’d put my faith in the flu shot and I’ve been betrayed.  So why, when I got the flu shot, did I still get the flu?

A:  First you have to understand that flu counts as flu only if you show up at a doctor’s office, an emergency room, or a morgue.  Otherwise, you’re on your own and who knows what you’ve got.

Q:  I’ve got the flu.  Would you please just answer my question.  Why did I get the flu? Continue reading

Abstruse Goose: Flight of the Good Ideas

My own pile of good ideas I’ve had and forgotten is smaller than AG’s — probably he’s just brighter than I am.  But this is a deeply depressing cartoon.  AG doesn’t think so.  His title for the download is:  good_artists_copy_great_artists_steal_and_the_greatest_artists_dumpster_dive_.

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Redux: In Visibility

This post originally appeared Dec. 17, 2017

On Tuesday, I texted my friend Michelle a brief video clip of a polar bear.

The bear is starving, all jutting hips and elbows, its fur sparse except for a thatch along its spine and Clydesdale tufts around its plate-sized paws. As with any bear, there is something disturbingly human about the shape of its body, about its movements and mannerisms. It staggers along on a green mat of tundra, foam dripping from its mouth. Dips its face into a rusty barrel and pulls out what appears to be a hunk of rotten meat. Sprawls on the ground, nose to earth, defeated by the visibly difficult work of breathing.

Watching the bear, I covered my mouth with one hand, suppressing tears. This perfect summary of unchecked climate change was like a knife to the kidney. Without sea ice, polar bears can’t hunt seals. And we are to blame.

“I honestly don’t think I can watch that,” Michelle replied. “I can’t get down with the voyeurism of photography generally.”

Michelle—an artist who’s been thinking a lot about polar bears and the Arctic these days—does not shy from engaging tough topics. What bothered Michelle was the lack of direct agency. The doing nothing in the face of such obvious suffering and then using the suffering to convey a message. Some key step had been skipped. More…

Destruction Can Be An Act of Creation

This is a picture of a rift in our world. It was taken June 21 at Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, in a rip called Fissure 8. What a remarkably utilitarian name for a tear in the planet.

I was captivated by images like these all summer, and I forgot about them when my attention turned to the next natural disaster, the hurricanes battering the southeastern US. So at a science writers’ conference this weekend, it was nice to revisit some of these hellish photos, and be reminded of why I love looking at lava.

This scene is a fearsome reminder that this planet is a roiling ball of incandescent lava swaddled in rock, topped by a tomato-skin layer of moisture and life. It is a fragile, living world we inhabit. But there’s another thing about this lava flow. Lots of things are rifting these days. Splitting at the seams. Breaking at the weak points. Coming undone. Just like the Earth in this picture. Continue reading