Talking On and On

“It was nothing to just sit on the phone for an hour, wrapped up in those long curly cords,” writes my friend. “An hour-long phone conversation was totally normal. In my teenage years, I could just sit on the phone all night long.”

That’s a comforting image, isn’t it — my friend but younger, curled up with the phone. We’d been emailing about, of course, the pandemic, social distancing, self-isolating. My Twitter feed occasionally takes a break from curves, numbers, reports, and wild emotions to notice that it’s spending unprecedented time on the phone having conversations, among what must be millions and billions of identical conversations, everybody checking in and being checked in with: you ok? need anything? what are you doing?

I’m always impressed by how intensely we need to know what’s going on over there across the street, or down the road in another town, or across the country, or on the other side of the planet: I was just thinking about you, how’s it going, or as Sally who lives in foreign lands writes, “Roll call!”

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Microdosing Hope

Hands go up for questions at the end of a talk and someone asks, “What gives you hope?”

I say the usual, believing the future to be long, all sorts of twists and turns in the plot. 

No, not that. Too weak. Too…hopeless. I’ve got to go home and think about this.

So, here’s what gives me hope. Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument in southern Arizona shares 30 miles of border with Sonora, Mexico. All wilderness and monument regulations have been waved by Congress so that construction of the border wall will not be impeded. Sacred hilltops, sites of native O’odham history and legend, are being bladed and blasted. Saguaros hundreds of years old have been photographed toppled as the wall nears Organ Pipe. A bunch of bad news, but wait for it.

In the near-border town of Ajo, Arizona, with its colonial plaza and rings of palm trees, I was recently keynote speaker for the 6th Annual Tri-National Sonoran Desert Symposium*. While there, I shared dinner with a few biological interns from Organ Pipe who said that for three months they’d been working almost frantically ahead of bulldozers transplanting every cactus, from towering saguaros to tiny pin cushions, for 30 miles. What they couldn’t move, they reduced to cuttings which they took back to the monument nursery. They collected bags of seeds from grasses and devil’s claw, a ground hugging hook plant. One rare milkweed was found, its single seed pod gathered. As the wall comes, they are saving everything they can.

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Love in the time of COVID-19

Touch is how we show our most loved people our care. A medium beyond words to say, I hear you; I’m here for you. One of the cruelest things about this highly contagious virus now sweeping the world is that it steals this language from us when we most need it. Our breath, our hands have become mediums of transmission. With touch now a threat, we must avoid our neighbors, our coworkers, our friends, our families, in an effort protect our most vulnerable and the healthcare system tasked with treating them. If there are people you’re missing as we come together by staying apart, I hope these remotely deliverable touches are useful to you for telling them so. Make screenshots of what you like and share as widely as you wish.

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Pandemic Diary: The Self-Quarantine Edition

Day 1
11 a.m.

Dear Diary,

Well, the freezer and pantry are PACKED! I have enough frozen spinach and canned beans to last me into the next century. Time to settle in for the long haul!

2:00 p.m.

I could swear I bought way more coffee than this.

4 p.m.

Heading to 7-11 for stringcheese and Snocaps.*

5 p.m.
What do you mean Snocaps aren’t a thing anymore? Stopping by the Super-Plex candy counter. This is a candy emergency!

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Redux: 30 Seconds in the UAE

shutterstock falcon

On November 6, 2015, when this was originally published, I had just arrived back from the most bizarre trip my work has ever taken me on–and I’ve been on some pretty weird reporting expeditions. It was my first (and probably last) experience of being a royal guest in a place where royalty really runs the show. It was a week of berobed body guards with the hard stare of special forces, and hypermodern Beduin chic. But in the midst of it all were the 30 seconds described here:

I let the children have a go first and then reach out a recently hennaed hand, palm up, to accept the flannel armband from Mounir. The whole thing suddenly seems a little flimsy. Are birds supposed to wobble?

I’m a lot taller than those children, and my arm is accordingly further from the ground than the distance one would want a bird to fall. Do birds fall? Not generally, except as chicks from the nest, but this one is blindfolded, did I mention?

Because otherwise it would peck at my approaching hand with that beak I’ve just watched tearing through a plucked but still boned pigeon. Would a blindfolded falcon flap its wings if it lost its footing at dusk in the desert outside Abu Dhabi if there were a leather thingy covering its eyes?

Hang on, this isn’t a wobble, this is a lean. Those birdy legs are at an 80° angle to my arm, and the beak is correspondingly nearer to my shoulder, slash, head. Now it’s more like 75°. What’s happening, Mounir? This didn’t happen to the children. Get it off, I feel, but no, I think, I’ve been looking forward to this.

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A Merry Heart

COVID-19 Pandemic World Map as of March 13th, 2020 (Wikimedia Commons)

 A merry heart goes all the day,

Your sad tires in a mile.

-Shakespeare, The Winters Tale

I still am learning how to behave during a pandemic. Some things are simple: I know that I should wash my hands frequently with soap for at least 20 seconds. I know that I should cancel my social engagements for the foreseeable future. In hindsight, I now realize that it was wrong — badly done, indeed! — to go see Emma with my mom earlier this month, even though the costumes were gorgeous.

Other lessons are more painful. Last week, I’m afraid I had to be reminded that knowing all of the very latest COVID-19 news isn’t the same as doing good. Blindingly obvious as this is, it took two uncomfortable interactions to remind me that the ability to gather and transmit accurate information is not the only skill that’s needed right now.

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Pandemic Time

Embroidery of a woman hugging the ground

On March 1st, I got concerned enough to start asking a few beloved elders if they had two weeks of supplies. (They did.) The next day, I stopped touching my face. Last week, I stopped going to restaurants. Monday, when I left the office for my two regular work-from-home days, I thought I might not be back for a while.

I was a little ahead of most of the United States, and, over the last 48 hours, much of the rest of the country seems to have caught up with me. It is, oddly, a relief: Finally, people with authority are taking this virus seriously. Kids are being sent home. Museums are closing.

I don’t know what this next phase of the pandemic will be like. I don’t think anyone does. I know I’ll be working from home, doing a lot of embroidery, watching a lot of Netflix, and calculating and recalculating the contents of my cupboards. I know a lot of people will have it a lot harder than me, so I’ve sent money to the Capital Area Food Bank and So Others Might Eat, and I hope, if you can, you’ll donate to them or to organizations near you doing similar work.

This new virus is already a tragedy. Thousands of people have died. But I deeply hope that what many of us here in the U.S. are doing now, all of this hunkering-down that is the responsibility of the regular person, will prevent thousands and thousands of other deaths.

Here goes, everybody.

Embroidery and photo: Helen Fields

Alligator Awesome

I know it’s not Friday, and we don’t really do a lot of penis posts any more. But I felt like with all the uncertainty in the world, I really wanted to revisit this post about alligator penises. It first ran in 2013.

The alligator harvest at Louisiana’s Rockefeller Wildlife Refuge happened every September, so in the fall of 2007, Diane Kelly packed her bags. She wasn’t hunting, but she still had to put her scalpels and knife blades and the rest of her dissection kit in her checked bags. Explaining to TSA that she was going to figure out how the alligator penis worked wouldn’t fly.

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