Correcting Hollywood Science: Rise of the Planet of the Apes Edition

I don’t have a problem with screenwriters fudging scientific truths as long as they: are internally consistent with their made-up science; and manipulate the facts in the name of telling a good story.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which came out on Friday, follows the first rule and tries to follow the second (more on that later), so I’m not upset that it gets a few things wrong about gene therapy. Still, I feel it’s my duty to tell you what was not quite right, and describe a few real advances in the field.
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Fungus among us — How I learned to love taxonomy


As an undergraduate biology student, I loathed taxonomy. Plant systematics was the only college course I remember absolutely hating. It seemed like nothing more than rote memorization.  I studied with flash cards I’d made on little index cards. Bracts instead of sepals, colored glands that take the place of petals?  Probably a Euphorbiaceae.

I spent hours memorizing distinctions like these, and I considered this kind of knowledge esoteric and pointless. Why did I need to memorize the latin names of a bunch of plants when I could always look them up? Classifying things seemed archaic. I wanted to ponder biology’s bigger questions.

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On anglerfish, scrub jays, and the menageries of childhood

The anglerfish was the iconic animal of my childhood. This eerie creature lives miles under the ocean’s surface and – as you probably know, if you were ever an animal-obsessed kid like me – dangles a fleshy, glow-in-the dark “bait” in front of its monstrous jaws. The dangling bait attracts prey and gives the animal its name. I remember returning to one book illustration of the fish with its jaws agape to reveal deadly sharp teeth over and over again. The anglerfish somehow captured everything mysterious, fascinating, and awesome about the natural world for me.

I hadn’t thought about the anglerfish until very recently, when I had a child of my own and became re-acquainted with the animals of childhood. It’s shocking how much of kids’ literature focuses on animals that are actually quite remote to our lives. Lions, bears, elephants and giraffes feature prominently, as do monkeys, sharks, whales and other exotic animals. Admittedly, these animals are rad, and totally deserve the attention. But most of us will never see them, except possibly in zoos. Sadly, I have never seen a real live anglerfish – not even in an aquarium.

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The Poet Bernoulli

I asked my husband, who’s a physicist and a pilot, how airplanes stay up in the air.  A question like that makes him happy.  “It’s the wings,” he said,  “They provide lift.”  “What’s lift?” I said.  “It’s Bernoulli,” he said. “The faster air moves, the lower its pressure. ”  I’m used to these answers that are at a tangent to my questions and I usually get lost in them.  “What’s faster air and lower pressure got to do with wings?” I said.  He loves where this is going and talks louder.  “Wings are airfoils,” he said.  “They’re fatter at the leading edge and thin at the trailing edge.  Air hits the airfoil and splits – think of it as streamlines.  The streamlines that go up over the top of the wing speed up, and that lowers the pressure above the wing.  The streamlines that go down under the wing go relatively slower, and that raises the pressure under the wing.  So the wing is effectively pushed up.  That’s lift.”

Ok, good, fine:  faster air = lower pressure above, slower air = high pressure below, so then lift.   “Is a wing moving through air always lifted?” I said.  “No,” he said.  “It depends on the angle of attack.”  I’m also used to these infinitely receding explanations and I usually get lost in them too.  “What’s the angle of attack?”  I said.  “Just the angle that the wing is at,” he said, and went on to remind me about driving in a car with my hand out the window and when my hand is tilted with respect to the oncoming wind, it gets lifted up.  Ok, good fine:  “so a wing angled for attack always has lift?”  I said.  “Not just lift,” he said.  “Also drag.  The act of creating lift also creates drag.  It’s lift and drag.”

Also life and death, and order and entropy, I thought, so I asked, “could drag ever win?”  “Oh yes,” he said, and digressed off into notable airplane crashes.  I stopped listening. Continue reading

Bang? Whimper? Whatever.

What is the fate of the universe? Cosmologists are converging on an answer, and it ain’t pretty. Or so I gather from people who, hearing that the latest science favors a universe that goes on forever, growing colder and colder, lonelier and lonelier, ask me, “Don’t you find it depressing?”

The short answer is, No. My feeling is, if you need astronomy to tell you that the universe is indifferent to your existence, you haven’t been paying attention. But I have heard the question often enough now that I understand a lot of people would prefer the other possibility: a universe that eventually collapses back on itself in a reverse Big Bang.

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The wisdom of a summer afternoon


Lately, I’ve been thinking about the nature of knowledge and how we acquire it. My training as a scientist taught me to revere the scientific method, and I continue to hold science in the highest regard. Science can teach us much about the world and ourselves, and as I’ve written elsewhere, it can allow us to see beyond our biases — if we can keep open minds.

Yet I’ve grown to understand that not all knowledge worth possessing can come from a book, an experiment or a Google search. Science is very good at answering questions that involve quantifiable elements — how far away is that planet? Which drug produces the best response? But it’s less helpful at answering some of life’s most vexing questions like, what should I do with my life? Where should I focus my attention?

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Abstruse Goose: Bees – Part 2

You remember Bees – Part 1, right?  The waggle dance they do to show other bees where the flowers are?  If not, go back there and click on those links, which explain everything.

I’ve just looked through LWON’s archives and we apparently are preoccupied with bees.   Them and corvids.

Meanwhile, AG poses another little mystery, as he is wont to do.  This one appears in the little mouseover text:  “but Otto is a woman’s name.”  No, it isn’t.  I haven’t one clue what he’s talking about.  Unless he’s referring to the son of Karl von Frisch (discoverer of the waggle dance) whose name is/was Otto and who writes/wrote books on the care of pets.  Which reminds me of an entirely different Otto Frisch, a physicist who in 1938 sat down on a log with his aunt, Lise Meitner, and figured out nuclear fission, in fact, named it, and later went to Los Alamos to help develop fission’s most immediate application, the atomic bomb.

Nope, none of this explains Otto being a woman’s name.  What perfectly obvious reference to modern culture am I missing this time?  HELP!

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Guest Post: Evil Ivy

A few weeks ago, driving south along California’s Highway 1, hugging the coastal curves just north of Big Sur, my boyfriend Drew and I stopped to wander along a cliff top covered in blue larkspur and yellow yarrow. Between the colorful wildflowers, the white cliffs and the crashing Pacific, it was all so lovely that we didn’t even notice the leaves of three lurking beneath the flowers.

The itching started less than 24 hours later. By day three I was so horribly itchy, rashy and sleep deprived that I begged a round of steroids from my doctor. But Drew was totally fine. Figures he’d be among the 15 to 30 percent of people who aren’t allergic to poison oak. Continue reading