The Last Word

Dec. 17 – 21

Slide15-300x224Refereeing by a goal-line technology called — as Sally says, “(awesomely), Hawk Eye” — is outsourcing our judgment to a technology and its algorithms.  Is that going to work?  Given the history of human judgment, sure, why not.

Here’s Guest Sujata Gupta with a story about macaques with SIV that get AIDS, mangabeys with SIV that don’t get AIDS, and how the mangabeys gave AIDS to the macaques.  Bonus: a Nobel-prize winning virologist and child-molester.

Christie meets a dick at a party and is chagrined to have reacted civilly.  The commenters discuss the hell out of it.

Techies are the guys who make science happen, without whom no experiment would be built or once built, run.  Cameron’s old high school friend is a marine science techie and lives a dream life, with the occasional penguin.

And we present the first in our series on the sciences we hate and fear, our own personal Secret Satans.   Mine is biology and rightly so.

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Photo of techie and penguin:  Kelly Moore

Secret Satans: Biology

For the holiday season, we here at LWON discussed a series of Secret Santa posts: we would assign one another posts about our own areas of specialization so, say, archeology might be assigned to an eco-writer.  Fear erupted. What if I get biology? What if I get physics? Count me out!  Then we realized: we could confront those fears. We could choose our own most daunting subjects and write about why they scare us. Welcome, then, to our Secret Satans (and no, we’re not part of the war on Christmas, we just like wordplay), seven of them: our cathartic self-gifts for the holiday and our counter-resolutions for the New Year. 

shutterstock_2744588What I will not be learning this new year is biology.  I’ve alluded to the iniquity of biology before.  I’ve disliked biology ever since I learned that genes aren’t just tickety logical copying machines, they’re full of junk that may or may not be useless, nobody knows; that you can inherit changes caused by the environment; that when artificial intelligence scientists try to build a computer the way the living brain is built, they fall flat because the brain has too many neurons with too many connections that use too little power and carry signals much too quickly and nobody knows what rules it uses anyway.  That sleep isn’t caused by some nice sleepy chemical, it’s caused by dozens of them, most of which do something else too.  That a given process, like inflammation, can both protect and destroy.  Biology’s basic rule seems to be Katie-bar-the door.  Continue reading

Roadies of Science


One of my favorite memories of my high-school friend Pete Dal Ferro is cruising around town with him in his red 1966 Plymouth Valiant. Fun, right? Over the years, I’ve heard bits and pieces about his adventures since—things about SCUBA diving and Antarctica and cruising around in even bigger boats than his sweet high-school ride, and I’ve always wanted to learn more.

So this post was my excuse to find out what he does and how he got there. Pete’s an engineering technician for the USGS’s Pacific Coastal and Marine Geology Team. He designs, builds and fixes scientific instruments. He sets up experiments. He’s a small-boat guru. Basically, he takes care of all the behind-the-scenes aspects of marine research so that scientists can show up and start collecting data.

A big thanks to Pete for putting up with me in high school, and for putting up with all my questions now. Anyway, here he is, telling me about his awesome job. Continue reading

How creeps get away with it

 

HandAt a recent holiday party, I was talking to an older acquaintance when out of the blue, I felt him rub his junk on my hand. I was already on my way out. My husband was a few feet ahead of me, and I’d just grabbed the sauté pan that had contained my potluck dish. As I chatted with the creep, I held the pan against my torso. My right hand was on the far side of the pan, out in front of me.

I don’t remember now what we were talking about. What I do remember is an awkward feeling suddenly overcoming me. Something was out of place, but it was so very wrong that it took my brain some extra time to register what the hell was happening.

What was happening was this — the scumbag was rubbing the front of his pants against my hand. By about the third time, my brain could no longer question the sensory inputs it was receiving. Oh. My. God. I looked straight at him. He smiled back at me, and for a moment I questioned myself. Did that just happen? I may have smiled back or even laughed a little, my nervous habit in awkward situations. Continue reading

Guest Post: Sick Monkey Mess

Here’s a mystery story. Characters include: monkeys, a genius-cum-child molester, an obsessive virologist, and a lot of really scary diseases. Oh and animal models.

In the mid-1980s, monkeys at the New England Primate Research Center began to die. The disease struck only a handful of rhesus macaques – monkeys from Asia that have bald, pink faces and resemble grizzled old men – and would likely have escaped notice were it not for the symptoms: cancers and opportunistic infections that strike only those with compromised immune symptoms. The monkeys, in plain speak, were dying of AIDS. Continue reading

The Last Word

10 – 14 December

Turbulent week here at LWON HQ. We started with a crushing loss: our Ginny decamped to National Geographic. We wish her, obviously, every success and all the happiness there — and we’re so proud that she was poached by a place with such an impeccable pedigree. But wow, will we miss her.

We were saved from the doldrums by the news that Erik Vance will never guest post again — because he’s now one of us!

Guest poster Sean Treacy wrote about Game of Thrones. I don’t know what he wrote because I didn’t read it because I am only on the third episode and I’m nervous about spoilers. But according to BoingBoing and all the other blogs that picked it up, you should read it immediately.

Tom, a former Newsweek writer, mourned the magazine: not its impending death this winter, but its decades-long demise as print ceded its talent and enthusiasm to the internet and the mag didn’t know how to react. As one commenter pointed out, the old guard of print publishing ensured that the “ratio of reported to published was 50:1.” Blogging, responds Alexis Madrigal, has pushed that ratio to 1:1.

Our friend Emma Marris (she’s less a “guest” poster and more like the kind that knows where the spare key is under the rock in the front yard so she can let herself in whenever she likes) told us to think about the fact that some of the future generations that may be harmed by climate change won’t even be human.

And in his first post as an official member of LWON (yay!), Erik got defensive about Mexico.

See you Monday!

The World’s Biggest Mountain Town Gets Its Due

The other day I was casually perusing the internet and I happened on this article by the National Journal. In it, they ask 1,000 Americans for three words describing Mexico. Seventy two percent described their neighbor to the south with “drugs,” “danger,” “cartel,” “crime” or “violence.” For someone living in Mexico City, this is sad and bewildering (though, it’s worth pointing out that 4-5 percent said both Canada and Britain were “not developed” countries, betraying a small moron bias in the sample).

On behalf of my adopted city, I must object. Those who live in Districto Federal – D.F. to us – live a safe, secure, and wonderful lifestyle. And we “chilangos” (which is what we’re called) have a special kind of love for our town, just like any New Yorker, Bostonian, or San Franciscan. We have the culinary tradition to meet the Big Apple, mountains to beat Denver, and enough hipsters to equal the Bay Area (check that – no city has that many hipsters).

And yet, no city in the world has such an undeserved bad rap. For instance, people commonly to come here and say, “Wow, you can just feel the air pollution in your chest. It actually tightens your lungs!” That’s not pollution, genius, that’s the altitude. Denver thinks it’s all cool for being a mile high. Whatever. We’re 25 million people living one and a half miles up. The highest peak in Colorado is 14,400 feet – we have parking lots that high. You want really big mountains? In spitting distance, we have four bigger than anything in the lower 48. And beyond that, the fourth biggest on the continent.

The truth is that air pollution in DF is on the decline. Thanks in part to the constant effort of Nobel Laureate Mario Molinas, the air above Mexico City is among the most documented in the world and ozone has been dropping since the early 90s. In fact, while it’s still above L.A. (which, like D.F., is geographically perfect for trapping pollution), it never got as bad here as it did there in the 60s and 70s.

“But Erik,” you say, as if this was a casual conversation, “I don’t care about smog, I just don’t want to die in an earthquake.” True, 10,000 people died in 1985 when a 8.0 quake came thundering 200 miles from the coast and rocked the city. But here’s the thing: DF quakes are unique in the world. There aren’t actually any significant faults under the city – it’s just that far distant quakes get magnified by the bowl of landfill Jell-O that is the ground beneath us. It seems D.F. was once an island in a giant lake that the Aztecs – and later the Spanish – loved to fill in.

So, unlike at my old home on the Hayward Fault in California, chilangos don’t feel the actual quake as much as the jiggling of the Jell-O. This jiggling is highly predictable and specially targets buildings between eight and 20 stories (creating a destructive resonance, almost like a guitar string). Until 1985, no one really knew how this worked and scientists were as shocked as anyone else. No longer. Mexico City is now one of the most-studied earthquake cities in the world. Strict laws that went into place after 1985, especially aimed at 8-20-story buildings. This year, when a 7.4 quake hit, there were just 11 injuries and no deaths.

On top of that, Mexicans have a great health care system, some of the most coolest archeology anywhere, and food that will make you never leave. But somehow, not one of those things made the list (“beaches” came in at #11, with 5 percent).

DF isn’t perfect, God knows. Its thoroughfares are hopelessly packed with cars and impossible to navigate (our GPS lady finally gave up and has taken to reciting passages from The Great Gatsby rather than telling us where to go). But D.F. isn’t about the thoroughfares, it’s about the little neighborhoods.  Every visitor that has come to see us says the same thing – the media has lied to us about Mexico City. It’s far more inviting than New York, more cosmopolitan than Boston, and has better weather than Chicago.

It’s true that Northern Mexico is in crisis. But if more Americans would venture south into one of the world’s great cities, they might find they have more in common with their neighbor than they think.

 

To dig deeper into the fascinating world of Mexico City, check out David Lida’s First Stop in the New World.

Images: First two photos were generously provided by Shutterstock and the last is mine, taken on Nevada de Toluca.

New Person of LWON: Erik Vance

As the inimitable Virginia Hughes shuffles off to that corner of the internet circumscribed by the yellow rectangle, we welcome frequent guest contributor Erik Vance as a full-fledged Person of LWON. A self-described “non-native invasive,” Erik lives and works in Mexico City, thereby completing the NAFTA strategy here at LWON, and helping us colonize a new-to-us timezone.

When I first met Erik he was a fixture of the San Francisco Bay Area science writing scene, known equally for his good humor and crisp, insightful reportage. He has been a tagger of shorebirds, a chronicler of hamster sex, and apparently, there’s an unpublished novel hidden somewhere that we should all be agitating to see. We’ll all learn much more in the months to come, starting with a fresh post tomorrow. But for now, I’ll let Erik introduce himself through one of his most ambitious roles — Darwin, reincarnated: Continue reading