The Last Word

A new butterfly clings to its chrysalisSeptember 14-18, 2015

This week was a blend of the old and the new, the past and the present—and how the two connect.

On Monday, Christie reduxes a post about her former life as a researcher, and the mundaneness that is a part of science.

Erik was thinking about Donald Trump before the rest of us needed to—so on Tuesday, he brings us up to speed on The Donald’s true identity.

Helen said she would buy the flowers herself, but she got more than flowers. On Wednesday, she watches the chrysalis that came along for the ride become a monarch.

What will our former selves say to our future ones, and what does it matter? On Thursday, Jessa contemplates time capsules.

And on Friday, I write about marching bands. Why? I don’t know. But I will say that a four-year-old watching The Music Man today has the same enthusiasm for trombones as the fictional people of River City, 100 years ago.

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Image: Helen Fields

March On

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The first time I ever saw a marching band I ran away and cried. The band wasn’t even really marching–it was cooped up inside a small music hall. Maybe that was the problem. The timpani and the tubas, trapped in a single room, were far too loud for a little kid’s ears.

When I finally saw the same band, a few years later, it was marching across a college football field. I remember being worried. But this time, when they started to play, they swirled and spun, together looking like a series of falling dominoes, an expanding square, even an enormous flag. This time, the drums sounded like the faint pops of champagne corks in the enormous stadium.  Continue reading

A time to remember

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A year ago this month, I followed some random link and came upon 10Q, a site that promises to ask you 10 questions over a period of 10 days and then send your answers to your inbox after a one-year interlude. The questions were generic but reflective: “Describe a significant experience that has happened in the past year. How did it affect you?” “Is there something you wish you’d done differently this past year?” “How would you like to improve yourself and your life over the next year?”

I’m sure I forgot about 10Q the day after I answered the last question. Then this week, true to its word, 10Q sent me a little care package from the past. It felt grounding to read all of those familiar but dated sentiments. Though one year isn’t all that long in adulthood, the intervening time had brought all kinds of new elements into my life that I could never have predicted a year ago.

There’s something about time capsules that evokes wonder. Ancient voices speaking from beyond the grave – or the childlike sentiments of one now elderly – trigger a deeply engrained awe. Perhaps it’s a holdover from ancestor worship. The most mundane object takes on grave significance as part of a missive to the future. It’s even become a hackneyed movie trope: The dying parent records himself: “I’ll never meet you, son, but happy 16th birthday. Enclosed is the watch my own father gave to me.” Continue reading

Metamorphosis At Home

A green chrysalis nestles among cut flowersTwo weeks ago, my living room was home to a miraculous transformation.

In truth, this transformation was utterly mundane: An insect entered the last stage of its development. It just happened to do it on my dining room table. And it was beautiful. Continue reading

Redux: Donald Trump Is the World’s Greatest Performance Artist

Since I wrote this post one year ago, “The Donald” has only grown in the public consciousness and is now the GOP frontrunner. I can’t understand why the rest of the media ignores the obvious fact that he never existed.

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“For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don’t believe, no proof is possible.” – Stuart Chase

Over the past few months, I’ve vaguely been aware that Donald Trump has been stirring up ideas that vaccinating children causes autism. Trump points out that many kids who get vaccinated also get autism. This is true, in the same way that many people who drink tequila get Alzheimer’s and many people with brown hair are serial killers.

Like most of my colleagues in the science writing community, I was exasperated by this ignorant babble from our nation’s greatest ignorant babbler. It’s hard enough to cover the sciences under normal circumstances but it’s doubly hard when public figures spread pseudoscience.

But then I looked closely at a couple photos of “The Donald” and in a split second, everything changed. All this time, people have seen him as this evil clown on whom we hang our frustrations about the world’s selfishness and greed. Well the joke is on us. Because Donald Trump is not actually Donald Trump at all.

He’s Andy Kaufman in disguise. Continue reading

Redux: The Mundaneness of Science

Lately, I’ve been writing about how we think of science, and so I’ve been remembering my own experiences as a researcher. This is a redux of a post that first appeared July 12, 2012.
When I was a biology researcher, the strangers I met at parties and on airplanes were always impressed when I told them how I made my living. Evidently, they envisioned my work as something out of Jurassic Park—a thrilling journey packed with breakthroughs and adventures. Few suspected the truth: doing science is mostly about performing mundane, repetitive tasks.

My last research job was in a human genetics lab. For two years, I labored on a map of human chromosome 18. I did experiment after experiment to decipher the order of DNA along the 18th largest chromosome in the human genome. My job title was Professional Research Associate, but I gave myself a more fitting title, which I hung above my lab bench–Liquid Transfer Specialist. Continue reading

The Last Word

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September 7-11, 2015

In the way that miniature zeitgeists sometimes appear here at LWON, it was a week that centered around birds and flight.

Renewable energy is great until it massacres all your eagles. Cameron follows the newest developments in wind farming.

Boobies are unfaithful, fratricidal maniacs, says Eric. But it’s not their fault, and the same tendencies lurk within us.

Oh, yeah? Well, hummingbirds are deadbeat dads with delusions of grandeur, counters Ann. And they just ride on their looks.

Jenny learned the true art of the hug from her mom, and now she passes it on to those less fortunate in love, melding bodies and making troubles take flight.

Learning a second language bears no resemblance to what occurs in language classrooms, say I. Hop on a plane and subject yourself to the discomfort and utter thrill of true immersion.

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Je ne comprends pas

talking to grandmaI’ve always enjoyed the code-breaking aspect of reading in a foreign language. If I can’t justify the time to read something vapid but appealing, I tend to pick up the French version and keep Google translate handy for the new words. Still, what I’m really managing is my own challenge level – I have no illusions about how improving the whole exercise is.

When I actually get out there in a French- or Japanese-speaking environment, in my case – put on the spot with actual questions posed by people who expect me to respond in real time – I come home from the day exhilarated and exhausted, having deeply learned. True language competence comes only through the merciless forge of conversation. Continue reading