It was everyone’s favorite week of the year here at LWON. Yay, Snark Week! We, the People of LWON, absolutely love to snark about nature’s weirdest, silliest, tallest, most evil, or most benign creatures, and we think we do it pretty well. Read for yourself if you haven’t already:
Start with a guest post from Mitchell Leslie warning us to stop embracing sloths, with their funky fur and disemboweling claws. Seriously, if you encounter one, just turn and walk away at your leisure.
Then, warns LWON’s Sarah G., you better duck and swat or risk a rather intimate interaction with a very affectionate owl. Who knew that’s what the bird namers meant by “horned”?
Continue Snark Week by hating on Chihuahuas with Jenny. Jenny has issues with these non-dogs and their stupid little heads.
Next comes Eric and the ball-attacking monkeys. Long-tailed macaques are little monsters that will steal your pancakes and grab your privates. Oh, and sometimes monkeys kill people. Yikes.
And we ended the week with a warning from Cameron: Don’t get too close to giraffes. You’ll be horrified by all the reasons why.