Time for another visit from Bad Science Poet. Remember: “It’s not the science that’s bad—it’s the poetry!”™
A LESSON IN HUMILITY FOR SCIENTISTS
Bunsen had a burner.
Ike had Tina Turner.
And which became president?
AERODYNAMICS FOR DUMMIES
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
Then he defenestrated
Which is how the term nose-dive arose.
ACADEMIA FOR DUMMIES
The heart is an organ
and so is the brain.
Has anyone studied
The link ‘tween the twain?
Me and my big mouth!
Giving away
The paper of papers!
Career down the drain.
ON SECOND THOUGHT
What?! Everyone’s studied
the link ‘tween the twain???
In that case . . . I wonder . . .
might some grants remain . . . ?
ELEMENTARY
The Higgs is a boson
not something with clothes on
unless you should meet
the Higgs namesake Pete.
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