The bear in the trailer was bad enough. But the woodrat with the sometimes hard-as-concrete and sometimes soft-as-honey urinary deposits? Craig puts on his shower cap and starts scrubbing.
Guest poster Gabriel Popkin visits spineless creatures in Washington, D.C. Feel free to insert your own punchline here.
Erik’s wife says good riddance to the local placebo pusher. Erik bids a more ambivalent adiós.
Ann looks at the latest planetary systems and goes full CAPS-LOCK on Copernicus.
Helen comes home from a month in the desert and finds water, water everywhere. Upside: Trees! Downside: Humidity!